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(sesto) patience
He had decided to teach himself patience. This decision instantly presented a slew of problems— the most pertinent problem being that in the moments immediately after he decided to teach himself patience he realized that the instantaneousness of his revelation of having so many problems in teaching himself patience was directly related to his being so impatient.
In order to remedy this, he decided to stop thinking of his inherent problems after the third problem in his slew of problems had been mentally tallied. The reason for this was to avoid dismissing his problems as instantaneously as he had thought about their existence. This decision unfortunately led him to another, equally as troubling problem.
His initial thought-jump from deciding to teach himself patience to realizing his slew of problems in teaching himself patience had made him realize that he should have had more patience to begin with before hurriedly deciding to teach himself something that he had no prior experience in.
He then concluded (almost too speedily, and perhaps without enough thought) that his realizing the gigantic number of problems in teaching himself patience was simply part of the process in learning patience, which meant that when he stopped thinking about his problems three problems in, he was actually being quite impatient.
Realizing that a truly patient person would consider all problems involved in teaching themselves patience (even after impatiently deciding to teach themselves in the first place), he went back to his slew of problems and decided to acknowledge and confront them from start to finish.
This led him back to his first problem of realizing his most pertinent problem too speedily. He concluded that continuing to give that particular problem any more thought would inevitably lead him to being caught in a never-ending loop of him attempting to bypass that particular problem.
Realizing that continuing to ponder that particular problem would lead him down an impossible path that would prevent him from ever attaining true patience, he determined that his most pertinent problem was in fact not his most pertinent problem, nor was his original most pertinent problem very pertinent to begin with. The original attribution of this newly renamed ‘never pertinent problem’ (previously, most pertinent problem) was most likely due to his impatience in prioritizing his problems in teaching himself patience.
Realizing that, he inched himself closer to his original goal of teaching himself patience, and in doing that, he realized, that he had indeed taught himself patience.
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(LAWLESS) Katy asked me to make her a personal poster upon viewing that last flyer I made to promote friend’s show. She just wanted her own version in the same style. That’s fair I suppose. I think this pretty accurately embodies the Katy we all know and love. Y’know, cursing.
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(LAWLESS) FUCK
Somebody stole my bicycle. From my house. Came into my house and stole it. I hope they fucking rot from the inside out. I hope they’re consumed by headaches that make them vomit blood until their eyes fall out. If I see my bike anywhere but in my possession I will wait there until it’s captor returns and I will not stop screaming until they lay, desiccated by way of endless tears. You have fucked with the wrong generally calm and reserved young man.
That’s not what I’m here to talk about, though.
I’m here to talk about cats. I’m here to talk about responsibility. I’m here to be passive agressive because I don’t know where to find the people I’m angry at. I don’t know where to find them on the internet. I don’t know where to find them in real life. That’s especially surprising because their cats are in my house. I would imagine that they, too, would live here. One technically does. Her cat is an asshole. He makes mean little cat faces while he scratches you deep and pines for food. He vomits that food up everywhere. He pines some more. Where is she? I don’t know. I see her once a month. I see her cat every day.
The other cat appeared here a week ago in a travel box. Somebody dropped him off. This cat’s owner lived here years ago. This cat’s owner lives on the other side of the country. He’s not planning on moving here so why is his cat here? Why is his cat fighting with the other cat? Why did that cat bite his foot? Why is his bleeding foot soaking through my sheets? Why the fuck are both of these cats in my room? ALL THE TIME? WHY THE FUCK?!
It is NOT the fault of the animals. It is the fault of the legions of inattentive stoners that populate or have populated this house. I pay rent here. I was shown the house. I conceded that, yes, it was a bit disheveled but nothing I couldn’t handle. This is wrong, though.
If you care for an animal, you CARE for an animal. It is a tautological truth. If you are absent from your cat’s life, if someone else feeds it, cleans up after it, and half-assedly cares for it, it is NOT YOUR CAT. If I take both of these cats to the MSPCA shelter I feel I would be in the right because their owners have not shown their faces here in EVER (in Porter’s case) or more than once a month (in Gus’s case). They are homeless cats. I can’t care for them as well as they deserve and I do a hell of a lot more than either owner does. This is reproachable. How can someone with as much self-awareness as a human being do this to their pet who depends on them for basic needs and love. Fuck the both of you. Fuck Keith whoeverthefuck and fuck Morgan. Come get your cats.
I’m moving the hell out of here.
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(sesto) Brother Greg’s Bread
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(LAWLESS) A local promoter type had me make a poster. I did what he said. You might recognize the lady on the poster.
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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
a poké surprise.
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(PAPP) Chico Rodriguez of the Elf Tribe
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(LAWLESS) It’s been a while. You know, I’m like that. Anyway, here’s some graphic-type stuff from They’re Everywh- projects past and future. The top two are the cover and liner notes of our single song from November. Get it at ubiquitous.bandcamp.com for free/name-your-price (aka free). The two that look similar are from some upcoming things. Then there’s something for my mother because it was her birthday last week. Click stuff so you can see them nice and big.
Oh also, I took all of these photos except for the one of me obviously. So…don’t take them. It took a long time to get this mediocre.
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(sesto) Macro shot of some wood embers
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Storyboards for the teaser video ‘Serj Tankian - Figure it Out’ drawn by John Papp.
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A few months ago Sir John Papp, Sir Greg Clapp, and Sir Myself made a video for Mr. Serj Tankian. THIS IS THAT VIDEO. Hopefully you’ll enjoy watching it as much as we did making it :)
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(sesto) It’s my eye. Shit’s whack, yo.
